PorkAndShellfishUnite

We care how he governs the country. Who among us can say they haven't accidentally shot someone? Let us judge the man by his political record, not by his hunting technique. We thank you. Especially pork.

Pork and shellfish condemn violence as a way to express discontent with what is printed in the free press. We urge Muslim protestors and other angry rioters across the globe to "stop the violence." Especially pork.